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This is me if I don't write down the list.
"It's just 3 things!"
"I'm gonna write it down anyway." - me
Forgets list at home.
69 2 Replywrites down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
23 0 Reply“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.
“Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”
“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.
*gasp* my gluten allergy.
11 0 ReplyWhat was the third thing on the list? I'm invested in your rivalry now.
2 0 ReplyThere were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
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Rookie mistake. You always include "Grocery list" on your grocery list, so you don't forget.
16 0 ReplyThat's a good idea, I'ĺl leave myself a note to remember!
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Exactly this. Most days I can’t even remember a simple list of 3 things at the grocery store... So I can’t fathom remembering even a portion of a debate speech.
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