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Did a big eagle take it for a ride and then drop it on the road to get at the yummy inside? How does this happen?
16 0 ReplyI almost wonder if it got clipped just right to be punted into the air by another car's tire while staying relatively intact and it's just a mix of a bunch of coincidences.
8 0 ReplyMost likely that's what happened.
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No it just woke up one day and decided it was a bird
7 1 ReplyImagine explaining it to your insurance in the age before cellphone cameras.
5 0 ReplyHaha still that woukd be a very creative way to fabricate a claim for a new windscreen
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Jumping off a bridge because it doesn't have an understanding of fall damage also seems plausible.
5 1 ReplyRed koopas are the ones that turn around so this checks out.
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It fired up the rockets and started spinning because a girl sang to it
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