Here are the translations of dialogues for those interested:
Wow look at that funny sheep! By Marx and Engels, let's seize some means of production of a kebab!
pika
Shut up, son of a rat whore, I know it. Now kill for the stomachs of the hungry proletariat! I might remove you from my shitlist unlike the other morons of our team... Though that squirtle soup was delicious.
pika
By Trotsky, Christmas ornaments! They are consumers of the opium of the masses.
Blingblong noises
By the way are we reading left to right or right to left?