Who Said It: Mike Johnson or Ned Flanders?
Who Said It: Mike Johnson or Ned Flanders?
They’re both boring. They’re both pious. They both have glasses. Can you tell them apart?
You're viewing a single thread.
Can you tell them apart?
Yes I can. Without reading the article. Ned Flanders is a good, kind, generous person despite his weird religious beliefs. Mike Johnson is none of those things.
"My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she's a little worn out."
-Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
odds on it wasn't praying that wore her out?
99% chance it was praying. Fundies are weird about sex for pleasure and anything that isn't missionary.
Outwardly. Behind closed doors they are some of the most fucked up people that exist.
Okay, I cannot help but think that 'the lord' is their name for his dick.
It's like Joel Dongsteen
The only one I got wrong.