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Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog 🥺 my pibbles couldn't hurt a fly 😠
98 11 ReplyIt's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.
58 2 ReplyHippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.
22 2 ReplyI thought it was deer?
3 0 ReplyI'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.
8 0 ReplyDeer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists.
7 0 ReplyFuck cars:
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Read “pibbles” as “nipples”
13 2 ReplyProbably that too
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