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Did...did he just invent the vacation?
Next up "I'm a CEO who gets hungry in the middle of the day, so I had a sandwich and some chips and found my creative spark."
more like I had some avocado toast in a nice cafe with my latte. Ah yes, the creative spark.
I had some avocado toast 5 years ago and now I can't buy a house :(
Same. I bought a $9 coffee and now I'll never be able to retire.
I had some avocado toast in the house that I own...
These are CEOs, it’s more like, “had my personal chef whip me up an avocado toast reduction over toast made from avocado while flying to the coast for the third time this week and found my creative spark.”
dammit "Flying to the coast for a third time" got me
Nope, footballer Gary Neville beat him to it a few months ago!
That's amazing.
I remember watching this on Have I Got News For You.
I don't know why I watch it, I'm not even from that continent.