How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
Warning, this story is really horrific and will be heartbreaking for any fans of his, but Neil Gaiman is a sadistic [not in the BDSM sense] sexual predator with a predilection for very young women.
Or are you going to actually claim that you talked to "everybody" wherever "down here" is and they all told you they faked their cover letters and none of them lied about it?