You might not be scared but you don’t own a Golden Corral buffet. The damage they can do on the chocolate fountain alone will set you back thousands of dollars.
Chocolate fountains as the aerated bacterial breeding spurts they are — especially at no-effort cesspools like said feed trough chains, et al — should've by all accounts killed off their target demographic decades ago... 😶🌫️
They're threatening like a clay pigeon is: stay up range/wind and avoid them in large groups. They shatter into useless pieces on their own, anyhow. Bob & weave, fellow readers & capable thinkers.