Look, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.
I respectfully, don't care.
Hey, you there: Fuck off. And when you got there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back there. Then fuck off again.
You have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?
you sir, are the reason god created the middle finger.
Your family tree must be a cactus, because your all a bunch of pricks.
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
(Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
The tartness of your face sours ripe grapes.
I'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth.
You're kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.
You star in 'Holy Fuck Who Gives A Shit'.
You are living proof that test-tube experiments can fail.
If being beautiful was a crime, you would be law abiding.
You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.
I hope you outlive your kids.
You look like a before picture.
I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't get 7 cocks in my mouth.
Look here, you leaking Tide Pod...
You will be utterly forgotten.
If we evolved from apes you didn't evolve enough.
If i wanted my own comeback, I'd get it off your mother's chin.
If you shake your head right now, the little amount of brain cells would make the same sounds as a pair of maracas would.
The only thing that goes erect when I'm near you is my middle finger.
May I borrow your tweezers when you are done masturbating?
When you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would you?
So is there a specific reason youre a piece of Shit? OR does it just Run in the family ?
Next time you go out, take a sentient being with you.
The serial killer who bought you on the dark web took one look at you and asked for a refund
Of all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?
In reply to some directed insult: Well, I’m just glad that my life isn’t as bad as it could be. I could be you.
You should put a condom on your head, because if you're going to act like a dick you better dress like one too.
I would love to see it from your perspective, but I am incapable of sticking my head that far up my own ass.
Can I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.
Does your asshole get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
