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Boy finds Roman-era gold military bracelet while walking dog in UK
  • My understanding is that it was declared "treasure", it was assured and handed back to him. The museum expressed an interest and a fund paid for it to be acquired. They are not announcing the amount either because of his agenor because the family want privacy.

  • www.livescience.com Boy finds Roman-era gold military bracelet while walking dog in UK

    The newfound bracelet was likely awarded for a feat of valor carried out during Rome's conquest of Britain.

    Boy finds Roman-era gold military bracelet while walking dog in UK

    > While walking his dog with his mom, a 12-year-old boy in the U.K. made an unexpected discovery in a field — not a stick for his dog or an interesting rock, but a first-century gold bracelet from Roman Britain. > > Unlike most other jewelry from the Roman era, the lustrous bracelet probably wasn't worn by a woman, researchers later surmised. Instead, it likely belonged to a man who had received the accessory as a military honor, likely an "award for bravery," according to a statement from the local Chichester District Council. > >The cuff bracelet has been described as "exceptional" and "relatively rare in Roman Britain," especially because it's crafted from gold, according to the statement. > > ... > > A newly announced analysis of the bracelet revealed that it was made from sheet gold with raised moldings, and it dates to the first century A.D., not too long after Roman emperor Claudius invaded Britain in A.D. 43.

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    ‘Sue Johnston’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off’: Ben Wheatley on his zombie drama Generation Z
  • Ben Wheatley, directing a zomcom for C4 with Sue Johnston and practical effects? I like the sound of all of that.

  • ‘Sue Johnston’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off’: Ben Wheatley on his zombie drama Generation Z

    www.theguardian.com ‘Sue Johnston’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off’: Ben Wheatley on his zombie drama Generation Z

    The horror director’s TV debut is a coming-of-age gang show like Skins, but with doomscrolling, toxic masculinity and death by pensioner – he brings plenty of visceral gore with him

    ‘Sue Johnston’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off’: Ben Wheatley on his zombie drama Generation Z

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16589411

    > > The old eat the young. That is the back-of-a-beermat pitch for new Channel 4 drama Generation Z. And because the Z stands for zombie, the eating is meant literally. “I loved the idea of a horror story about societal breakdown, told from the perspective of different generations,” says its writer-director Ben Wheatley. “Once I started writing it, I couldn’t stop.” > > > >The film-maker’s first original series for TV begins with an army convoy crashing outside a care home. The subsequent chemical leak turns the residents into marauding monsters who attack local youngsters. “It’s a bit of a Brexit metaphor,” admits Wheatley. “But it’s by no means binary. We discuss it from each generation’s viewpoint, exploring the notion that boomers have ruined the lives of the young. Because it’s a genre piece, that’s basically by biting their hands and eating their brains.” > > > > ... > > > > “I love telly and watch a lot of it – Battlestar Galactica, The Sopranos and Deadwood were the golden age for me – so I was keen to play with a different train set,” he says. “It was exciting to write in longer form, rather than the sprint that is a film script. In terms of production values and cinematic scale, TV has closed the gap on film. It’s like the difference between a single and an album. Actors move freely between the two now. The skillset’s no different. Any stigma has long gone.” > > > > Fittingly for a series punctuated by gruesome deaths, he’s assembled a killer cast. Playing the pensioners are veterans such as Sue Johnston and Anita Dobson. “Sue’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off,” he says. “They got to do stuff they don’t usually do, running around covered in gore, and had a blast doing it.” The gore is created the old-fashioned way. “Everything is practical, with prosthetics or models. There are very few CG effects. When arms are ripped off and blood spurts, there are people pumping plasma just out of shot. We use jelly when organs need to be edible. It’s all very visceral.” > > > > ... > > > > Generation Z is coming to Channel 4 this autumn.

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    www.theguardian.com ‘Sue Johnston’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off’: Ben Wheatley on his zombie drama Generation Z

    The horror director’s TV debut is a coming-of-age gang show like Skins, but with doomscrolling, toxic masculinity and death by pensioner – he brings plenty of visceral gore with him

    ‘Sue Johnston’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off’: Ben Wheatley on his zombie drama Generation Z

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16589411

    > > The old eat the young. That is the back-of-a-beermat pitch for new Channel 4 drama Generation Z. And because the Z stands for zombie, the eating is meant literally. “I loved the idea of a horror story about societal breakdown, told from the perspective of different generations,” says its writer-director Ben Wheatley. “Once I started writing it, I couldn’t stop.” > > > >The film-maker’s first original series for TV begins with an army convoy crashing outside a care home. The subsequent chemical leak turns the residents into marauding monsters who attack local youngsters. “It’s a bit of a Brexit metaphor,” admits Wheatley. “But it’s by no means binary. We discuss it from each generation’s viewpoint, exploring the notion that boomers have ruined the lives of the young. Because it’s a genre piece, that’s basically by biting their hands and eating their brains.” > > > > ... > > > > “I love telly and watch a lot of it – Battlestar Galactica, The Sopranos and Deadwood were the golden age for me – so I was keen to play with a different train set,” he says. “It was exciting to write in longer form, rather than the sprint that is a film script. In terms of production values and cinematic scale, TV has closed the gap on film. It’s like the difference between a single and an album. Actors move freely between the two now. The skillset’s no different. Any stigma has long gone.” > > > > Fittingly for a series punctuated by gruesome deaths, he’s assembled a killer cast. Playing the pensioners are veterans such as Sue Johnston and Anita Dobson. “Sue’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off,” he says. “They got to do stuff they don’t usually do, running around covered in gore, and had a blast doing it.” The gore is created the old-fashioned way. “Everything is practical, with prosthetics or models. There are very few CG effects. When arms are ripped off and blood spurts, there are people pumping plasma just out of shot. We use jelly when organs need to be edible. It’s all very visceral.” > > > > ... > > > > Generation Z is coming to Channel 4 this autumn.

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    www.theguardian.com ‘Sue Johnston’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off’: Ben Wheatley on his zombie drama Generation Z

    The horror director’s TV debut is a coming-of-age gang show like Skins, but with doomscrolling, toxic masculinity and death by pensioner – he brings plenty of visceral gore with him

    ‘Sue Johnston’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off’: Ben Wheatley on his zombie drama Generation Z

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16589411

    > > The old eat the young. That is the back-of-a-beermat pitch for new Channel 4 drama Generation Z. And because the Z stands for zombie, the eating is meant literally. “I loved the idea of a horror story about societal breakdown, told from the perspective of different generations,” says its writer-director Ben Wheatley. “Once I started writing it, I couldn’t stop.” > > > >The film-maker’s first original series for TV begins with an army convoy crashing outside a care home. The subsequent chemical leak turns the residents into marauding monsters who attack local youngsters. “It’s a bit of a Brexit metaphor,” admits Wheatley. “But it’s by no means binary. We discuss it from each generation’s viewpoint, exploring the notion that boomers have ruined the lives of the young. Because it’s a genre piece, that’s basically by biting their hands and eating their brains.” > > > > ... > > > > “I love telly and watch a lot of it – Battlestar Galactica, The Sopranos and Deadwood were the golden age for me – so I was keen to play with a different train set,” he says. “It was exciting to write in longer form, rather than the sprint that is a film script. In terms of production values and cinematic scale, TV has closed the gap on film. It’s like the difference between a single and an album. Actors move freely between the two now. The skillset’s no different. Any stigma has long gone.” > > > > Fittingly for a series punctuated by gruesome deaths, he’s assembled a killer cast. Playing the pensioners are veterans such as Sue Johnston and Anita Dobson. “Sue’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off,” he says. “They got to do stuff they don’t usually do, running around covered in gore, and had a blast doing it.” The gore is created the old-fashioned way. “Everything is practical, with prosthetics or models. There are very few CG effects. When arms are ripped off and blood spurts, there are people pumping plasma just out of shot. We use jelly when organs need to be edible. It’s all very visceral.” > > > > ... > > > > Generation Z is coming to Channel 4 this autumn.

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    www.theguardian.com ‘Sue Johnston’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off’: Ben Wheatley on his zombie drama Generation Z

    The horror director’s TV debut is a coming-of-age gang show like Skins, but with doomscrolling, toxic masculinity and death by pensioner – he brings plenty of visceral gore with him

    ‘Sue Johnston’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off’: Ben Wheatley on his zombie drama Generation Z

    > The old eat the young. That is the back-of-a-beermat pitch for new Channel 4 drama Generation Z. And because the Z stands for zombie, the eating is meant literally. “I loved the idea of a horror story about societal breakdown, told from the perspective of different generations,” says its writer-director Ben Wheatley. “Once I started writing it, I couldn’t stop.” > >The film-maker’s first original series for TV begins with an army convoy crashing outside a care home. The subsequent chemical leak turns the residents into marauding monsters who attack local youngsters. “It’s a bit of a Brexit metaphor,” admits Wheatley. “But it’s by no means binary. We discuss it from each generation’s viewpoint, exploring the notion that boomers have ruined the lives of the young. Because it’s a genre piece, that’s basically by biting their hands and eating their brains.” > > ... > > “I love telly and watch a lot of it – Battlestar Galactica, The Sopranos and Deadwood were the golden age for me – so I was keen to play with a different train set,” he says. “It was exciting to write in longer form, rather than the sprint that is a film script. In terms of production values and cinematic scale, TV has closed the gap on film. It’s like the difference between a single and an album. Actors move freely between the two now. The skillset’s no different. Any stigma has long gone.” > > Fittingly for a series punctuated by gruesome deaths, he’s assembled a killer cast. Playing the pensioners are veterans such as Sue Johnston and Anita Dobson. “Sue’s first day on set, she was biting someone’s nose off,” he says. “They got to do stuff they don’t usually do, running around covered in gore, and had a blast doing it.” The gore is created the old-fashioned way. “Everything is practical, with prosthetics or models. There are very few CG effects. When arms are ripped off and blood spurts, there are people pumping plasma just out of shot. We use jelly when organs need to be edible. It’s all very visceral.” > > ... > > Generation Z is coming to Channel 4 this autumn.

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    England, an explainer
  • Except Southerners who think everything beyond the Watford Gap has "here be dragons" written on it.

  • Should you have to pay for online privacy?
  • I encountered that the other day and was quite surprised. I then went and summoned the archived version, read the article and carried on with my day.

    It seems an effective way of making your ad revenue drop off a cliff but it might be an admission that they aren't making enough from ads.

  • cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16583547

    > > Star Wars and Murder on the Orient Express actor Daisy Ridley's new zombie film We Bury the Dead has released a first-look image. > > > >The film stars Ridley as a woman who joins a group that travels to Tasmania in the aftermath of a disastrous military experiment, with the intention of retrieving the bodies of those lost. > > > > Ridley's character is specifically looking for her husband, desperately hoping that he somehow survived. But this is a zombie film, so all of those bodies may not be as dead as the team expected. > > > >.We Bury the Dead will receive its world premiere shortly, and it's also been confirmed for a special screening at the Adelaide Film Festival in November, after wrapping up production in Australia earlier this year. > > > >It was directed by 1922 and Rattlesnake helmer Zak Hilditch, and also stars Titans' Brenton Thwaites and Mystery Road: Origin's Mark Coles Smith.

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    > Star Wars and Murder on the Orient Express actor Daisy Ridley's new zombie film We Bury the Dead has released a first-look image. > >The film stars Ridley as a woman who joins a group that travels to Tasmania in the aftermath of a disastrous military experiment, with the intention of retrieving the bodies of those lost. > > Ridley's character is specifically looking for her husband, desperately hoping that he somehow survived. But this is a zombie film, so all of those bodies may not be as dead as the team expected. > >.We Bury the Dead will receive its world premiere shortly, and it's also been confirmed for a special screening at the Adelaide Film Festival in November, after wrapping up production in Australia earlier this year. > >It was directed by 1922 and Rattlesnake helmer Zak Hilditch, and also stars Titans' Brenton Thwaites and Mystery Road: Origin's Mark Coles Smith.

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    www.leeds-live.co.uk Leeds Festival fans demand refunds after double-stage closure

    Reading and Leeds Festival organisers have been forced to cancel this weekend's events due to the bad weather caused by Storm Lilian. Eager fans had earlier tried to set up their camps in Bramham Park for Leeds Festival

    Leeds Festival fans demand refunds after double-stage closure

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16582872

    > > Leeds Festival music fans have been left furious following the closure of two of its stages - including the legendary Radio 1 tent - for the rest of the weekend. Storm Lilian's wrath wreaked havoc in Yorkshire, making it unsafe for some of the stages to open at the Branham Park festival. > > > > Hopeful attendees had been setting up camp but the storm's impact was so severe the Radio 1 tent and the Aux stage have been declared "lost". The Chevron stage was also shut but this will reopen today. The organisers expressed their deep regret but that "mother nature had played her part".

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    www.leeds-live.co.uk Leeds Festival fans demand refunds after double-stage closure

    Reading and Leeds Festival organisers have been forced to cancel this weekend's events due to the bad weather caused by Storm Lilian. Eager fans had earlier tried to set up their camps in Bramham Park for Leeds Festival

    Leeds Festival fans demand refunds after double-stage closure

    > Leeds Festival music fans have been left furious following the closure of two of its stages - including the legendary Radio 1 tent - for the rest of the weekend. Storm Lilian's wrath wreaked havoc in Yorkshire, making it unsafe for some of the stages to open at the Branham Park festival. > > Hopeful attendees had been setting up camp but the storm's impact was so severe the Radio 1 tent and the Aux stage have been declared "lost". The Chevron stage was also shut but this will reopen today. The organisers expressed their deep regret but that "mother nature had played her part".

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    www.standard.co.uk 'Time bomb WW2 wreck in Thames Estuary could cause five-metre tsunami'

    Experts have warned that there is a tsunami risk if the SS Richard Montgomery explodes

    'Time bomb WW2 wreck in Thames Estuary could cause five-metre tsunami'

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16582730

    > > A World War Two wreck in the Thames estuary is a ticking time bomb, an expert has warned, as it has not been dealt with 80 years after the vessel first sunk. > > > >The SS Richard Montgomery was carrying 7,000 tonnes of explosives and weapons when it grounded on the sandbank close to the Isle of Grain in August 1944. > > > > A rescue effort took place to try and unload the ship’s cargo but a crack appeared in its hull and only half of the explosives were salvaged. > > > >Professor David Alexander of University College London told the Standard the ship remains a “serious threat” and in a worse case scenario it could explode creating a five-metre tsunami up the Thames.

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    www.standard.co.uk 'Time bomb WW2 wreck in Thames Estuary could cause five-metre tsunami'

    Experts have warned that there is a tsunami risk if the SS Richard Montgomery explodes

    'Time bomb WW2 wreck in Thames Estuary could cause five-metre tsunami'

    > A World War Two wreck in the Thames estuary is a ticking time bomb, an expert has warned, as it has not been dealt with 80 years after the vessel first sunk. > >The SS Richard Montgomery was carrying 7,000 tonnes of explosives and weapons when it grounded on the sandbank close to the Isle of Grain in August 1944. > > A rescue effort took place to try and unload the ship’s cargo but a crack appeared in its hull and only half of the explosives were salvaged. > >Professor David Alexander of University College London told the Standard the ship remains a “serious threat” and in a worse case scenario it could explode creating a five-metre tsunami up the Thames.

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    www.theguardian.com US pilot who took magic mushrooms and tried to cut engines says behavior ‘unfathomable’

    Joseph Emerson charged with 83 counts of reckless endangerment over incident on flight to San Francisco

    US pilot who took magic mushrooms and tried to cut engines says behavior ‘unfathomable’

    > An Alaska Airlines pilot who attempted to shut off the engines of a passenger plane mid-flight after ingesting magic mushrooms said his actions were “unfathomable”, in some of his first public remarks after he was indicted on 83 counts of reckless endangerment. > >In an interview with ABC’s Good Morning America, Joseph Emerson described the events of 22 October as “30 seconds of my life that I wish I could change, and I can’t”. > > Emerson, who as an off-duty pilot was authorized to ride in the cockpit’s jump seat, tried to disable the plane’s engines by deploying the fire-suppression system, according to the federal complaint. > > ... > > After his arrest in Oregon on state counts of attempted murder, Emerson told police he believed he was having a nervous breakdown, thought he was dreaming when he pulled fire handles in the cockpit, and said he had experimented with psychedelic mushrooms recently as his mental health had worsened. > >Emerson said he had taken psychedelic mushrooms two days earlier while commemorating the death of his best friend, thinking they might help with his depression. > >He said he believes he was still hallucinating and that “nothing felt real” as he was sitting on the plane. “There was a feeling of being trapped, like: ‘Am I trapped in this airplane?’” he said. “This is not real, I need to wake up.” > > ... > > The crew was able to able to subdue Emerson and remove him from the flight deck, but even as the plane descended he said he tried to grab another lever operating the cabin door. According to an affidavit, Emerson warned a flight attendant: “You need to cuff me right now, or it’s going to be bad.”

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    Farrow & Ball paint names ‘normalise’ abuse of animals, says Peta
  • If I might make suggestion: Suppurating Leg Wound with a Bruised Toenail feature wall. There's a hint of purple that ties them together.

  • 'Music By John Williams' Documentary Receiving Limited Theatrical Run Before Going To Disney Plus On November 1

    www.starwarsnewsnet.com 'Music By John Williams' Documentary Receiving Limited Theatrical Run Before Going To Disney Plus On November 1 - Star Wars News Net

    A new John Williams documentary, titled Music By John Williams, is receiving a limited theatrical release this fall before hitting Disney+.

    'Music By John Williams' Documentary Receiving Limited Theatrical Run Before Going To Disney Plus On November 1 - Star Wars News Net

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16563834

    > > The John Williams documentary that was first announced in January 2023 finally received an update. The American Film Institute announced on Thursday that Music By John Williams, focused on the life and career of the beloved composer, will have its world premiere on the opening night of the AFI Fest, on October 23. > > > > The film will receive a limited theatrical release before going to Disney Plus on November 1. Here is the official logline: > > > >>From his early days as a jazz pianist to his 54 Oscar nominations and five wins, the documentary celebrates Williams’ countless contributions to the moving image arts, music for the concert stage as well as his indelible impact on popular culture.

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    'Music By John Williams' Documentary Receiving Limited Theatrical Run Before Going To Disney Plus On November 1

    www.starwarsnewsnet.com 'Music By John Williams' Documentary Receiving Limited Theatrical Run Before Going To Disney Plus On November 1 - Star Wars News Net

    A new John Williams documentary, titled Music By John Williams, is receiving a limited theatrical release this fall before hitting Disney+.

    'Music By John Williams' Documentary Receiving Limited Theatrical Run Before Going To Disney Plus On November 1 - Star Wars News Net

    > The John Williams documentary that was first announced in January 2023 finally received an update. The American Film Institute announced on Thursday that Music By John Williams, focused on the life and career of the beloved composer, will have its world premiere on the opening night of the AFI Fest, on October 23. > > The film will receive a limited theatrical release before going to Disney Plus on November 1. Here is the official logline: > >>From his early days as a jazz pianist to his 54 Oscar nominations and five wins, the documentary celebrates Williams’ countless contributions to the moving image arts, music for the concert stage as well as his indelible impact on popular culture.

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    Kneecap - I bhFiacha Linne (Reading and Leeds 2024)

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    Farrow & Ball paint names ‘normalise’ abuse of animals, says Peta
  • Definitely, black, white and red striped paint is hard to make.

  • Pingu's THE THING (aka Thingu)

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16563475

    > > John Carpenter's The Thing as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children's animation Pingu. > > IMDb

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    Cosmic Horror @lemm.ee ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 @feddit.uk

    Pingu's THE THING (aka Thingu)

    > John Carpenter's The Thing as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children's animation Pingu.

    IMDb

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    > A winner at the Kentucky State Fair miniature contest nearly lost his title after fair officials found out one of his entries was based on a porn set. > >Preston Poling, also known as The Bearded Miniaturist, won the white ribbon last week for his “simple design”, but by Tuesday evening was getting messages from friends telling him his piece had been removed from the fair’s exhibition. > > ... > > The piece is a miniature replica of the high-profile porn set, “The Casting Couch” – complete with gray carpet, brown leather sofa and a desk with a monitor sat on it showing camera footage aimed at the couch. > >It was one of four pieces Poling submitted for the contest, with his miniature scene based on a set from award-winning The Walking Dead getting him the best in show title, and another much more family-friendly one based on the children’s book Goodnight Moon winning a craftsmanship award. > > Poling, according to LPM News, claimed state fair officials considered disqualifying him completely and removing his other entries from the competition as well. > > However, thankfully, the state fair has allowed him to keep his winning ribbons and the remaining miniatures on display at the fair. > >“It was more of a tongue-in-cheek, kind of humorous, if you get it, you get it kind of thing,” he said per LPM News reporting. > > “It gets people talking,” he added. “That’s what art is supposed to do.”

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    Please stop making Alien movies
  • Then you'll love this!

  • KILLOWEN - One Thing

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    Please stop making Alien movies
  • But, to just throw an idea out there … covers of and homages to songs are normal and sometimes awesome in music, and fundamental in live music.

    So maybe the same isn’t so bad in film, especially if they’re not done badly, as it seems to be here.

    The film does a lot of things I liked but those call-outs are often so clunky it spoiled what could have been one of the great Alien films (it's still better than most).

  • www.independent.co.uk Kneecap is a sweary, crude and brilliantly political Irish comedy – review

    The real-life hip-hop trio of the title play themselves in this riotous, semi-fictional origin story – which features a smart Michael Fassbender cameo

    Kneecap is a sweary, crude and brilliantly political Irish comedy – review

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16556837

    > > Kneecap is so confident and single-minded in its telling of the semi-fictionalised origins of its titular west Belfast hip-hop trio, that it may make anyone who’s never heard of them feel like a bit of a loser. It’s a film that not only signals a major musical arrival, but ends up feeling a lot bigger than the conventional (and often confining) boundaries of the “music biopic”. Kneecap is the story of Belfast and of the “ceasefire generation” – the ones who were told that all is well, that they live in “the moment after the moment”, even when their nation’s traumas are still writ into their bones. It’s a story, too, crucially, about language deployed as an act of liberation and defiance.

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    Farrow & Ball paint names ‘normalise’ abuse of animals, says Peta
  • I think a lot of their paint names are just to make people stop and go "wait, what now?" Then you look up their range and suddenly your walls are Wevet and your kitchen cabinets are Elephant's Breath. If nothing else it gives your colour choices a back-story that grey and darker grey wouldn't provide.

  • "Cliffhanger" Sequel To Film Early Fall - Dark Horizons
  • Finally all the Cliffhanger-ons will have their long 30 year pleas for a sequel answered. All two of them.

  • Mike Mignola talks new ‘Hellboy’ film ‘The Crooked Man’ & fate of Guillermo del Toro’s trilogy
  • Why?

    Mignola:

    From what I understand, it would have been amazingly expensive, following up two movies that didn’t make money.”

  • Farrow & Ball paint names ‘normalise’ abuse of animals, says Peta
  • Looks like I am safe with Wevet and Elephant's Breath. Phew!

  • Hundreds of Brits used website to look for ‘suicide partner’
  • It's not illegal to attempt to commit suicide in the UK (as it has been in the past), the important but for me (having a couple of family members try to take their own lives) is that it is done in a safe way with appropriate checks and balances.

  • Documentary claims 'paranormal library in Palace' as Charles seeks 'UFO truth'
  • I could definitely see him whizzing about in one of those thinking he was flying a UFO because his butler told him it was.

  • Danger!
  • This is inadequate - we need to know which direction to love in to make Yorkshire further away.

  • Political figures who bet on election date will not face police charges, Met says
  • The key bit is:

    “Based on the assessment of the evidence and the advice from the CPS, it was determined that the high bar for misconduct in public office to be proven was not met,” it added.

    It was always going to be tricky getting them on this charge but the Gambling Commission just need to prove they were cheating when they placed those bets.

  • Fermanagh man pleads 'not guilty' to stealing bag of crisps
  • Well we can do some detective work. It was £1.25 so not a standard pack of Walkers but also not a big bag of kettle chips.

    Now the price may be a clue, as that's the price on a 72g packet of Monster Munch and we all know what the best flavour is, so the answer is:

    big reveal