Color: greenish-blue

Person: male (I identify as male, the person kind of represents me, I guess)

Looks: Cannot see entirely, because "the camera" is very near. Blue pants.

Size of ball: Fits in one hand. The ball is made of a light material and will probably bounce on the floor.

Table: Very generic table. Beige, light brown.

I think, all of that I knew before reading the questions, I was able to answer the questions without really thinking about it.

Mit Sicherheit Norditalien. Irgendwo am Gardasee?

Especially that one!

Heuchler.

... getting from there to here....

At this point: Mediocre (and often boring) storytelling, flat characters and cheesy nostalgia. Andor is surely not that.