The Only Acceptable Terminology

My mom kept asking me how I couldn't believe in (her) God.

I presented her with a massive list of Gods (excluding hers)... Of the 200 Gods on the list, I asked her which ones she believed in.

She said, none.

I said, "You don't believe in 200 Gods.. I don't believe in 201 Gods... See we're closer to agreement than you thought."

And that was the last time we talked about it.