Ubisoft working on 11 new Assassin's Creed games,rumour says

They learned nothing.

Damn, so nothing interesting from Ubisoft in the next few years

This sounds like an Onion article. Eleven games!

.....visible groan

Man, I can't wait to play the same game 11 more times.

Also, forget critical thinking and skill based combat. Please add more arcade-y style combat and force me to spend more time grinding my levels up to give me that sweet, sweet sense of accomplishment.

...oh uuuubisoft