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memes @lemmy.world WhisperingEye @lemmy.world 12mo ago

When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done

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People shit for 45 mins?
- I know right?
  
  This shit (literally) will give you hemorrhoids
- It should be maximum 10. I do it in like 3-4 mins.
  
  I just can't. I think I need to switch my diet up or something. Even when I was doing pure veggie shakes it's been a chore.
Why not save time and stomp it in the shower?
- Wafflestomping. Greatest neologism I’ve ever heard.
- This is da way
This is why I like my bidet.
- THANKS BIDET
  
  This joke is a blast.
  
  Like a bidet.
That one thing should probably be "see a doctor".
1.poop 2.bidet
Metamucil time

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