It's Friday night and everywhere you look there's buildings full of people all doing it.
It's Friday night and everywhere you look there's buildings full of people all doing it.
All doing it and doing it and stopping to have a fag, and then doing it some more.
And not one of them saying, "Hang on a minute. This really isn't fair. I mean, here's us doing it and doing it and doing it, and there's poor old Richie and he hasn't done it. Ever. He hasn't got anyone to do it to. I'll tell you what: I'll pop down and do it to him for a bit, and then pop back up. Would that be all right?"
It wouldn't hurt, would it? I mean, think of all those acres and acres of girls just laying there saying "come on, let's do it". And he's saying "nah I don't feel like doing it, the snookers on." I could be filling in for him. Providing a service... Could even make a bit of money!