Vote for me instead of Biden - Vote Conel Cochran

As a politician of my neighborhood, I want to gift you with these words of wisdom, especially about my policies in regards to Joe Biden, my competitor. Well, as we know with all the votes we have in store against Donald Trump, he has no chance. The influx of folks into this country has guaranteed my decisive win in this election. Gosh they love me, and my son's choice of fruit of the looms. Opps.. I mean not my son, but the competitor, Joe. God. Do you recall him and his 12 year old girlfriend hitting it off? He really loves her. It's the perfect mix of China and America in a small package.

As a Biden, we have a history of not just unconstitutional ideas but a really strong following of everting unconstitutional and against what our forefathers had determined for this country. Look at the my violence against women requirement. Just the name speaks for itself. Lock up every mother fucking man just so we can get some votes.

Here's what I have to say about Halloween mf: "You don't really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy. It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands and we'd be waiting... in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see. Between the real and the unreal. And the dead is looking in... to sit by our fires of turf. Halloween. The festival of Samhain. The last great one took place 3,000 years ago and the hills ran red... with the blood of animals and children. To us, it was a way of controlling our environment. It's not so different now. It's time again. In the end, we don't decide these things, you know. The planets do. They're in alignment, and it's time again. The world's going to change tonight, Doctor. I'm glad you'll be able to watch it."