This is a shitpost.

If you had to fly, what item within reach would help the most and how?

Bonus points for photos.

Extra bonus points for MS Paint type diagrams of the function.

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The window can be a good starting point. The other details can be worked out mid flight.
Interestingly, I'm reading this as I wait for my flight to take off, so I guess the plane? If I need to grab it, it'd be the book I'm carrying. Not that it would help a lot, but I'm guessing it'll be easier to use it than my bag!

Very suspicious that someone whose username consists of 3 birds (with varying flight capabilities) would ask this, though.
- No, I am not three birds in a trenchcoat.
  
  Shenanigans, we see through you.