Dear Daughter - I met your mom today - Summer 2006

Dear Daughter,

Today I went out with your mom on our first date. I have to admit I was very excited afterward. She is everything that I have been looking for in a woman. She is beautiful, friendly and successful and she really seemed interested in me too. I have to admit I pressed our date by forcing your mom to walk to the pier while she wore high heels. I have to say that she looked like she was straining by the end of the date. She kept her composure and was a real trooper about it. I did apologize afterward though. I really hope to see her again soon. Perhaps on our next date I will try to impress her by cooking dinner for her. That's if she agrees to go on one, though. Anyway, I'm so happy about our date that I've told all my friends how well it went. I'm even keeping our first emails. [EXHIBIT A]

Love, Your Dad