S/O told me to go touch grass, what do I do?
S/O told me to go touch grass, what do I do?
We're currently flooded the grass is underwater.
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Get your scuba diving gear out, bucko.
5 0 ReplyWell a blizzard came and the water froze. Now what?
2 0 ReplyGet your ice skates out, bucko.
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Amazon has scuba gear. You can always sit inside until it arrives. Choose the snail mail option.
2 0 ReplyThe new plan is to grow a patch of grass next to me desk. and then when someone tells me to touch grass, I simply reach over and pet it.
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What I do is just order some fake grass from amazon, then wait a few days. Then just put it next to your desk. Problem solved...
and if you're satan. turn it into a mouse pad. Then you can always touch grass!
2 0 ReplyDoes it count if i touch a plant in general?
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