S/O told me to go touch grass, what do I do?

We're currently flooded the grass is underwater.

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Get your scuba diving gear out, bucko.
- Well a blizzard came and the water froze. Now what?
  
  Get your ice skates out, bucko.
Amazon has scuba gear. You can always sit inside until it arrives. Choose the snail mail option.
- The new plan is to grow a patch of grass next to me desk. and then when someone tells me to touch grass, I simply reach over and pet it.
What I do is just order some fake grass from amazon, then wait a few days. Then just put it next to your desk. Problem solved...

and if you're satan. turn it into a mouse pad. Then you can always touch grass!
- Does it count if i touch a plant in general?

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