Communo-normiešµ
Communo-normiešµ
So, hey, guys, itās me, commiespammer
I think you all deserve a sort of, you know, ironic but also not ironic explanation of my political views.
Or, you know, maybe youāre just here for a funny song. I hope this is funny. Itās probably not.
Being irony poisoned is probably outdated now. But regardlessā / So, I think I owe you guys a bit of an explanation
And I figured I could write a song, since Iām big on procrastination.
What are my unironic views? Have you ever wondered at all?
Am I really an ML? Am I on the left at all?
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The truth is that Iām a centrist of sorts
Iām a communo-normie, in internet words.
Just an overton window shifted much to the left
I like basic ideals like hating wage theft.
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Yeah, I support AES, sure, but I havenāt read much.
Maybe a few short articles like On Authority and such.
Iāve got Beyond Pink and Blue downloaded in my files
I could figure out how to open EPUBs but Iām too lazy to go the extra mile.
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When I struggle session happens I watch from the sidelines
Iām too much of a coward to take sides, every time
What if the side I supportās really shit?
My aesthetic-leftist ego couldnāt take a bigger hit
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Why jump into a conflict and risk being wrong?
When I could pretend like I supported the winners all along?
A centrist point of view may be infuriating to some
But Iāll just go deeper into my irony-shell to ignore what Iāve become
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Iām not oppressed at all, Iām privileged as a leech
Iām drowning out actual concerns with my indifferent speech
Iām a self-deprecating irony poisoned piece of shit
And Iām too removed to do self crit
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(Except as sarcastic, vaguely written slop)
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So, have your views on me changed?
Do you now think that Iām insane?
I hate how I lack humility
Just a communo-normiešµ
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Ha ha, Iād better log off for a few days and read a book or something!