euphemisms for vehicular deicide

[image:
(kirby, bandana dee, and elfilin, together, happy.)
Kirby and Bandee, cheerful: "We've only known Elfilin for a day and a half."
(visions of Elfilin's capture.)
Bandee, closing his eyes: "But if anything happened to him..."
(a god is slain by a truck.)
Kirby, angry: Somebody's bidding a "Full-Speed Farewell" to their life.]

decided to overhaul my program for turning scripts for new world friends chat into actual series of text boxes. support for bold and italics! the ability to put text boxes side by side! and in general, a more cohesive design that made the above things -- and some other things as well -- possible! took quite a while, and required a lot of thinking, but i'm pretty proud of the final result.

and what better way to celebrate than by implementing a meme idea i've vaguely had for some time now! the "full-speed farewell" part of the song title "a full speed farewell from the new world" is kinda interesting, given that the song plays when you're trying to ram a big rig into someone. more like a full-speed farewell from the mortal realm.

and, well, if there's one thing in the new world that could provoke that kind of retaliation from kirby, it's probably kidnapping his new friend elfilin. and that's the basis for this post, expressed through a variation of this meme.

made with paint.net along with my own program for new world friends chat
image of kirby, bandee, and eflilin together taken from wikirby
all other images derived from this video