Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
ouch.
But 'coop' doesn't sound like 'coupé' (coopeɪ) :(
Ok, it's a US English thing - any idea why you ignore the é?
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Definitely an American thing. I used to work for BMW, and they would pronounce it "coop" in the US offices. Also, this joke used to KILL at that office.