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Presently outside inspecting my garden and wondering when I moved to death valley.
5 0 ReplyThe ice we skate, Is getting pretty thin, The waters getting warm, So you might as well swim, My world's on fire, How about yours???
3 0 ReplyIt was on Sunday, I believe, but I'll need to double check the gas receipts.
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I went to the bank. I didn't make it. Send ice cream.
5 1 ReplyToasty
3 0 ReplyCorrection; BURNT 🔥🔥🔥
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My friend would say it's like ass out there.
3 0 ReplyMy usual retort to this one is "whose ass is this hot?" and the conversation inevitably spirals out of control
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I got in my car to drive home and it said 37. yikes.
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