Waitress: "Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it."
Mrs Bun: "I don't want ANY spam!"
Mr Bun: "Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?"
Mrs Bun: "That's got spam in it!"
Pan fried spam is excellent and extremely versatile. I like to cube some up, pan fry it then pour some eggs into the pan to scramble them up with the spam cubes. Easy and delicious.
Spam burgers with cheese are also excellent. I still like a non-cooked spam and ketchup sandwich too.