ULPT: If you need to fart at the supermarket, do it in the cheese aisle
ULPT: If you need to fart at the supermarket, do it in the cheese aisle
Preferably near the French cheeses. Anyone who smells it will think the blue cheeses are especially pungent today.
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The kind of ULPT content I'm here for.
5 0 Replythank you.
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This is ethical. Do it in any aisle. DO IT!
3 0 ReplyOh honey, this stinker will be great! he says while you're slowly walking away with the grin on your face...
1 0 Replymmmm the aroma of the cheese...
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