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BRB, putting mustard on my dick
15 0 ReplyDid it work...?
4 0 ReplySpicy Dijohnny, they call him now...
6 0 ReplyI think the burning means it is working
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damn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I'll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood
7 0 Reply9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms
10 0 ReplyMy brain doesn't know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.
3 0 Replythe blood from the ears is a feature, not a bug 😉
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Thats a nasty allergy
3 0 ReplyI feel as though I am not represented. There is no one with mustard all over their body.
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