where's the money SHITHEAD?!?

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski

And let's also not forget ... let's not forget, Dude ... that keeping wildlife, uh, an amphibious rodent, for uh, you know, domestic, within the city ...

... that ain't legal either.

I use this meme at work. Goes something like...

Where's the answer to the business question?

Uh, the other team has it, let me schedule another meeting.

He pissed on your rug Dude