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Your post is buggy. Anyways I tried these pickup lines on some apps, like "What temperature is your microwave" or "what color is your sofa" and I got responses like "I don't have a fridge, it's winter, there's no need for it" and "We don't have a sofa".
Am I fucked anons?
Pro tip: you’re better off not dating someone who gets rid of their fridge every winter unless you live at mcmurdo. I could see very thoroughly cleaning and unplugging a freezer if you have a lot of space outside (protected from any wildlife) and can rely on it being well under freezing for months, but it’s probably either too cold to work as a fridge or temps will spike to dangerously warm during the day.
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