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For a second or three there, I read that as:
When I was a kid,
a priest told me about MarsReminds me on this old joke:
A man running from the police runs into the Catholic church and hides in confession box.Another person enters the other side and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned".
The man not wanting to get caught says, "What have you done my daughter?"
She says, "I have had anal sex with my boyfriend, I know sex is for making children, please forgive me . What is my penance?"
The man not knowing what to say, quickly opens his side of the confession box and sees a choir boy walking by , "Hey Kid what does the Priest give for anal sex?"
He responds, "A can of pop and a bag of chips"
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