"Did you know we don't pay our servers an ethical wage?"
Fuck tipping culture. I refuse to eat out at any place that relies on tips
If you live in the US that must feel very limiting.
Eh, you get used to it.
At least you do this vs. going out and just not tipping. I commend you for that!
Fun fact, it's been disproven that good service equals good tips, which is the biggest argument that tip advocates have. IIRC, research shows how much tips you get is a lot more likely to depend on your ethnicity and how attractive you look.