to the fucker who microwaved fish in the office: Do us all a favor and tell your boss you have to change to WHF full time since you are clearly unable to work in a civilized office.
Perfect time to start having loud conversations with co-workers on the topic.
'Oh my god...did you smell the lunch room? Absolutely foul fish smell from the microwave'
'Couldn't eat my lunch actually. The fish smell absolutely ruined my appetite' (I would even be extra petty and claim reimbursement for lunch as you weren't able to enjoy it)