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True story...
- In Asia with my giant, overweight Latino looking friend (he's actually half-Asian, half-white, but to Asians he looks like a Latino)
- I am white and smaller (everyone is smaller next to this dude bro)
- We drank all day and night. It's summer. We are unkempt after a punk show. We are dressed like bums.
- Probably got a bit of body odor going on - not gonna lie.
- I have to do a big beer shit.
- On the subway - the air conditioning has broken.
- It's Asia, everyone is standing shoulder to shoulder.
- I can't help it - I do a rancid fart. Not loud, but silent but deadly.
- "Oh God, Lovsti, bro, you can't do this - all these people think I farted because I am a fat fucking giant, they are all looking at me like I am an animal,"
- "I apologize, my frand, but I can't help it. I will try to stop it but it's a long ride. Might happen again."
- Happens again - several times - over the next forty five minutes
- Everyone hates him
- Nobody thinks the smaller white guy is destroying the train with toxic beerfarts
Good times.
Wow 👌 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my dam god ha ha lol poor guy lol it was inevitable