I Drank Every Flavor Of Red Bull In A Row To See If It Would Give Me Wings

At 7:43 a.m. I crack open a can of Red Bull, original flavor. The O.G. Ol’ faithful. Big red. Lil’, uh, canny. Despite being by a significant margin the most popular energy drink in the United States for almost three decades, it’s impossible to describe the taste of it. Sweet, but slightly tangy; th...