I doubt I'll get any sleep. Too bright, too noisy, next to the nurses station where they're chatting, way too warm, one nurse has a deep chesty cough, neighbour calls the nurses station every 15 minutes. This place is for keeping people alive not helping them recover. Glad I bought a sandwich because dinner was rank, so I'm hungry too.
E: whichever nerd suggested mechanical keyboards for a hospital can get stuffed too, as can the mega squeaky toilet door.