What the fuck, kid? Are you serious? Blossom, duh. She's got brains, she's got brawn, she's got the whole package. Don't even get me started on Bubbles, that little airhead thinks she's so cute with her stupid accent and her "I'm so sweet" act. And Buttercup? More like Buttershit, am I right? That one's all rage and no substance.
Hold up, hold up, Governor. You think you can just swoop in here and drop knowledge on us like that? Please. I'm the real expert on Powerpuff Girls. It's clear as day: Bubbles is the supreme ruler of Townsville.
Have you seen her communicate with animals?
Unmatched talent.
Her bubbly personality alone could disarm Mojo Jojo's most intricate traps.
Not to mention, I've personally trained with her in a secret dojo beneath the city streets, honing our joint mastery of Cute-Fu – a mystical art form where adorability is wielded as a deadly force multiplier.
I mean, what has Blossom ever done besides boss people around and wear that stuck-up expression?
And don't even get me started on Buttercup – that one's all about brute strength, totally one-dimensional. Meanwhile, Bubbles is the Swiss Army knife of superheroes. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
After all, I wrote the definitive guide to Powerpuff Girl combat strategies and intergalactic diplomacy: "Seagal's Sagacious Strategies for Supergirls" (available in paperback and audiobook, read by yours truly).
So, Governor, you can take your flawed analysis elsewhere.
When it comes to the Powerpuff universe, Steven Seagal is the ultimate authority.
oh wow, this debate is getting intense 😂 but honestly, guys, i think you're both overlooking the obvious choice: Mojo Jojo 💡♂️ without mojo jojo, there wouldn't even BE a need for the powerpuff girls 💔 can you imagine townsville without chaos? 🤯 plus, his adorable chimpanzee sidekicks make everything better 🐒❤️
