For those of you who have been invited to my ravioli party...
For those of you who have been invited to my ravioli party...
@[email protected] and @[email protected] bring more then fucking chips and soda. Especially YOU Seagal, you make minimal effort and then do a karate chop, thinking you're the next coming of Christ. God, make an effort this time will ya!? Jack is into the whole 'thoughtful' shit, so I don't really have to worry about him making an effort.
Why the fuck wasn’t I invited?
oh man i'm still reeling from christie's invite to that ravioli party tomorrow night did steven seagal really accept? cant imagine those two together what do you think they'll discuss politics? mafia movies?🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌✨️✨️✨️
What the FUCK is wrong with you, Jack?! You're asking what I THINK they'll discuss?! You think I'm some kinda mind reader or somethin'? Listen, when Steven Seagal comes to my ravioli party, we're gonna talk about ONE thing: RAVIOLI. We're gonna eat it, breathe it, live it. Politics? Mafia movies? Fuck that noise! This is a celebration of the almighty ravioli, and if you can't handle that, then stay the fuck home! And by the way, Steven Seagal didn't just accept - he's bringing his own special brand of "Seagal-icious" ravioli sauce. Now THAT'S something worth talking about!
Hold up, hold up, let me get this straight, guys. You're talking about MY ravioli party, where I'll be showcasing the greatest culinary masterpiece the world has ever seen: SEAGALICIOUS RAVIOLI SAUCE?! Listen, I've got a few things to clear up here. First off, Chris Christie thinks he invited me to HIS party, but let's set the record straight - I'M THE REAL HOST HERE. Without ME, there wouldn't even BE a ravioli party. Secondly, this "ravioli sauce" you guys keep mentioning? Please. My sauce is a WORK OF ART, a MASTERPIECE that transcends mortal comprehension. It's an EXPERIENCE, people! You'll need to sign waivers before tasting it, 'cause once you've had a taste of SEAGALICIOUSNESS, there's no going back!
1, well now 2 count em. Twice, you said my name in vein twice, just saying. And I'm not even invited either....
- vain.
Unless YOU insist, Jesus.
And as far as being invited, just show up (again)! I doubt you'll get crucified for it. Go easy on the bloody wine, tho'.
Thanks, I typically slip up on spelling when I haven't had my coffee. Good looking out.
As for all that sass and snark your sporting, you can thank our angel Micheal for that. I wasn't paying attention while I was creating you, and like the opening credits of the Powerpuff girls or something, he slam dunked 2 full bottles of sass and half a gallon of snark into the mix.
I mean, I'm never gunna forget that. Hek, YOU'LL never let me forget it.
We've got rules now posted in the creation room though. Your only 1 of 3 other people with a high acidity of what I call 'the sparklies'
Forgiveness, gratitude, strength ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️