Did anybody hear that noise? What's that smell? What could that string of lights in the sky be?

There it is! Been waiting for this and to answer your questions:

• Yes, probably a gun, definitely not a blown transformer.

• I think that's you. Time for a shower.

• Those lights are the light of the sun reflecting off of remants of the chemtrails that were dropped earlier.

Are you sure that string of lights was in the sky, and not me on the beach?

The sound was someone not knowing how to zipper merge, the smell is probably something on fire near Oakridge, and the lights are a military parade Autzin flyover.