Take the pink pill
Get rid of those angry, masculine mannerisms
Take the Pink pill
Warning. Taking the pink pill may lead to the following side effects: -others suddenly irrationally upset at you -ewwwphoric experiences -jars are harder to open
Yo, just run it under hot water for half a minute. The metal in the lid expands before the glass does, making it easier to open.
-males explain things to you without provocation.