So, let's say there's this guy, right? We'll call him... Dipshit Dan.

Dan's got a problem - he thinks he's a master chef, but he can't cook his way outta a wet paper bag.

One day, he decides to make the perfect ravioli, so he steals the secret recipe from my Italian grandmother's grave.

Big fuckin' mistake, 'cause she comes back as a vengeful ghost to teach him a lesson.

She possesses his pasta roller and turns him into a human ravioli, stuffin' him full of cheese and meat, then boils him alive in her cauldron of marinara sauce. laughs maniacally See, life's all about learnin' the hard way.

Don't fuck with a man's family secrets, especially when it comes to food.