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I went off to Coles because I've been sugar deprived and wanted some Malteser bunnies. Saw a young chick stacking the Easter shit and she asked me what I wanted and I told her and she picked a bag and I said "oh no not the kitkat they're shit. All I see is a sea of purple". I swear it just flew out. I thanked her and walked away then it dawned on me that perhaps she was a Cadbury rep and that's why she was wearing purple. Oops.
Anyway "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MALTESER BUNNIES COLES? I ASK 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND THEY SENT ME TO THE PURPLE. SOMEONE WILL GET HURT".
You wanted bunnies specifically right? Not eggs. For that authentic bunny flavour.
I ended up with one of those. Not the same but I got desperate.
Livin large in the East.😎
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and thus concludes my Easter egg hunt for the year. Thank you.
You're welcome
Ohhh THEY'RE ONLY LITTLE! I was looking for big bunnies. Now I'm not sure if they had any.
They also come in a pack. I normally get six of them.
They seem to be all sold out online. Please don't hurt me.
No way. I've put the call out to 6 of my closest nearest and dearest. Hopefully someone comes through.
Don't stand too close to me bacon. Shits about to fly.