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[OC] Gigantic Espresso

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wow i need this like right now...
Breakfast of champions right there!
Is espresso small or just far away?
- far away~
  
  We need beans for scale.
  
  COFFEE beans, that is.
  
  And I bet they'll look like little ants lol.
Is this like a Lungo? Or Americano?

Either way - absolutely my preference, just unadulterated coffee.
- Two Lungos - lots of caffeine
  
  Double Lungo sounds like the kind of hit where you can hear colours for a bit. Coffee really needs to adopt the Final Fantasy magic naming convention.
  
  Espresso
  
  Espressa
  
  Espressara
  
  Espressaga
  
  Espressaja
  
  ... alternatively...
  
  Megaspresso
  
  Gigaspresso
  
  Teraspresso
  
  Exaspresso
  
  Zettaspresso 💥
I can feel my stomach rumbling just looking at it

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