Not much, I actually know this reporter. I onced approached her while she was doing a story and asked her if she wanted to do a story on my cult. She took it surprisingly well and gave me her card, probably trying to get me to fuck off lol
Fortunately there's actually a government run 'Mutilated Currency Division' that will accept any currency that's been destroyed in some manner (including eaten by a dog) and reimburse you for however much they can determine was there, assuming you live in the US, of course. https://youtu.be/trZmMCsgxUw