"It's kind of remarkable how seldom we stab ourselves in the face with a fork" [Haircut Practice]
"It's kind of remarkable how seldom we stab ourselves in the face with a fork" [Haircut Practice]
Haircut Practice by Adam Koford for October 28, 2024 - GoComics
FAQ: Haircut Practice is an homage to the Peanuts comic strips, but with original artwork and jokes by Adam Koford.
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Listen, one of my lower right teeth got its start on the road to ruin because it was the most likely "didn't stop in time" point for fork usage.
There were other factors at play, sure, but accidentally stabbing a tooth once every couple of months really doesn't help.
I could blame the weird cutlery my parents switched to around the time my adult teeth were fresh, but just plain clumsiness can't be ruled out.
Oof. I use the fork sideways - the pointy bits never go directly at my face. I'd never thought about why until this post.