Quick scanlation from Finnish comic book Pahkasika, issue 9, published in 1981.
Modern update: Flight AY286 + HSL's metropolitan P train will actually get you to Helsinki in 1h 55m. Ah ha! So the trains fix this shit! However, as a Northern witchy biaatch, I'm still flabbergasted by the fact that Jyväskylä is in the southern Finland and they don't even get a Pendolino link to Helsinki. We do, here in Oulu. Please do get better, scrubs.
* Edit: Fucked up the last line in the scanlation. Jyväskylä to Helsinki, obviously.
** Wait Lemmy let me also replace uploaded fuck-ups? This is the best platform ever
I went to Jyväskylä and all it got me was some fun time at the playground in Mäki-Matti, a nice tree climbing Geocache, enlightening times at the Alvar Aalto Museum and the first beach trip (Tuomiojärven) in my daughters life