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Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian

theonion.com Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian

NEW YORK—Noting that the 5-year-old purebred ultimately meant more to them than any of their ungrateful, deadbeat children, the nation’s baby boomers reportedly decided Wednesday to leave their entire $78.55 trillion fortune to a single spoiled Pomeranian. “Upon our death, we formally request that o...

Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian

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