My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
It's not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he'd shag a settee. That he'd bone a book stand. That he's creamied on the credenza.
Don't trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he'd never do it! He's chaste with the chaises. He's never loved a loveseat.
My VP would never fuck furniture.
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Is this a real image? Please tell me it's a real thing the campaign released this is fucking halarious.
Edit: aww satire :(
10 0 ReplyIt's crazy and sad how we can't tell the difference anymore, isn't it.
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