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JOUSTING!We can do it with motorcycles this time instead of horses!
OH ALSO
Private Military contractors should begin to dress like crosses between clowns and noble-knights again.
(hours later addendum) Bowing as a form of social greeting. We REALLY missed a beat when we didn't bring this back when COVID made people afraid of getting too close to each other.
I watched the Knights of Valor (full contact jousting troupe) perform at the Glengarry Renaissance Fair a month ago.
It was the most exciting sporting event I have ever seen. I want it normalised in arenas where the knights have sponsorships and good insurance.
[sicko voice] Yes. HA HA HA. YES
If I recal, only lords or people from royalty where able to not only afford the armor but they where the only ones who could compete...
So the jousters would be congressmen right?
I support this idea as long as peasants get to bet on the outcome.