'Please Do Not Disturb' by Harold Feiertag

I did not know that

One of the issues about finding interesting things on the internet is that I only speak English, and a smattering of very poor French and Italian. When I come across things like this to post I have to trust that it doesn't translate to 'I'm a horny MILF who fucks vegetables' or something similar...but I imagine most people posting photos of owls, insects and mushrooms won't be slipping that sort of info in their usernames and write ups (I hope)