> climb the ranks of the navy
> become "Admiral and Master of the Fourth Sea"
> end it with a splash, a crack, a gurgle, and a "Captain goes down with his ship!"
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> BBC pulls in a new actor for your role and carries on two seasons more before abruptly stopping and still doesn't resolve your storyline.
I am a Trump level successful businessperson, I gathered 132.5 gorillion in investment dollars, pissed 130.75 away on becoming the biggest name in Dwarven Cuck Hentai, and sold it to a Google for .0008 gorillion, half of which was mine!