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The best owl jokes...

so drop 'em if you got 'em

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  • I apologize ☺️

    • not nearly as bad as:

      Knock, Knock!
      Who’s there?
      Ducks.
      Ducks who?
      No, ducks quack – owl’s hoo.

      • Lol you masochist! 😆

        • I’ve developed a high tolerance… my nephew just started reading not-picture books, so I got him a science-themed joke book.

          Guess who loves showing off his reading skills?

          • If it's funny the first time, it's gotta be funny the tenth time!

            I remember those times!

            • It is kinda funny… when you teach them a poop joke and sick them on the parents who absolutely don’t get the humor…

              (Orange you glad I’m looking for owl jokes?)

              • I always look forward to when the kids get to the pool and pee joke stage. They just find anything with those words soooooo funny even if it makes no sense. I always feel like a star comedian when they're in that phase!

      • Hahahaha OHMYGOSH I've always said this as

        Knock, knock Who's there? Cowsgo Cowsgo who? ... You can see where I'm going.

        I'm glad to see others have a funnier takes!

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